originally posted December 6, 2007
This happened today*:
Lady: Are you having a Christmas baby?
Qwanty: Nope! I'm not due until the end of March!
L: (long silence) My dear, you are having a pony.
Q: Madam! Are you implying I've been fucking a horse?**
* Except for the part that didn't.
** What I actually said was I hear that a lot! This is a lie. I've never had anyone suggest I am with pony.
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