originally posted June 17, 2007
Dr. Brain Scientist, you have recently observed that I am at times emotional and irrational, and have further noted that these states of disequilibrium tend to occur in a monthly cycle, peaking just prior to the period during which I am exiled to a hut at the outskirts of the yard. This information was delivered with an air of exasperated authority, blustering forth from your ever-opinionated, wind-ravaged piehole. Hmmmm. Ass-tute observation, Dr. Brain Scientist. Please allow me to retort. DR. BRAIN SCIENTIST, when recently faced with the question of posole or burritos for dinner, you are a man who declared hominy to be THE CROWN JEWEL IN THE KINGDOM OF STARCHES. FURTHER, you are a man who is known amongst friends for his tendency to pontificate at length, at the slightest provocation, ON THE VIRTUES OF BONE MARROW CONSUMPTION. YOU!!! I am the emotional and irrational one? At least I follow a cycle, doctor. Your madness knows no calendar.
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